The title is a joke... mostly.
My name is Peter. I just had a discussion with the admin here in which I told him Rekt doesn't exist. I was wrong. Glad I was too.
I promote Call of Duty clients and clans on my site (http://thealternation.net). In my spare time I fend off insults from defunct dev teams.
In my real life, I am an office administrator for a metal fabrication company and do CAD design some too.
And now I will stop typing because I'm using the phone to do this and its hard.
April 2019 Edit: Still mostly the same except it's ReactionGaming.us now.